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The Next James Bond – David Beckham v James Corden

>> MONEYPENNY, MONEYPENNY,
MARTINI, SHAKEN, SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED, MONEYPENNY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> YOU KNOW THIS IS AN AUDITION FOR JAMES BOND, RIGHT? >> YEP. >> James: NOT LIKE AN
UNDERWEAR COMMERCIAL, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS. >> James: I WEAR WAY MORE
UNDERWEAR THAN YOU. MONEYPENNY– MISS MONEYPENNY. MONEYPENNY. >> OKAY, WE'RE READY FOR YOU. HEY GUYS, HEY. >> HI. >> SO, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
COMING IN, THANK YOU, HI, DAVID, HI. >> LOVELY TO MEET YOU. >> HOW LOVELY TO MEET YOU,
LOVELY TO MEET YOU. AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE CASTING THE
NEW JAMES BOND. LITERALLY THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF
DIFFERENT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, SO WE'VE GOT SOMEONE LIKE YOU,
DAVID, HANDSOME, KIND OF ATTRACTIVE, CHARMING. PHYSICAL SPES MEN. AND THEN THERE IS SOMEONE LIKE
YOU, JAMES.

>> James: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> IT'S A LITTLE BIT WEIRD THAT
HE'S HERE. >> James: DOES IT FEEL A
LITTLE BIT WEARED THAT I'M HERE? >> OKAY. SO I'M GOING TO PUT YOU THROUGH
A FEW DOUBLE 07 SCENARIOS AND SEE HOW YOU FEAR. >> PERFECT. (APPLAUSE)
>> AND CUT, THAT WAS GREAT. FANTASTIC. JAMES? >> James: NO, I CAN'T DO THIS,
I LOOK RIDICULOUS. >> I THINK YOU LOOK GOOD. >> James: I LOOK LIKE AUSTIN
POWERS. >> WELL, I MEAN IT IS AN
INTERESTING CHOICE OF SUIT, THAT IS NOT THE ONE YOU PUT IN MY
ROOM.

>> James: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, THIS WAS THE SUIT THAT WAS HANGING IN MY ROOM. >> SOMEONE MUST HAVE CHANGED IT. >> James: YES, SOMEONE MUST
HAVE. DAVID. OKAY. OKAY, I SEE WHAT IS GOING ON
HERE. >> OKAY, JAMES, SO WE'RE GOING
TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE, A CLASSIC JAMES BOND IS HE DUCTION SCENE. >> James: ALL RIGHT, SHOULDN'T
BE A PROBLEM. WELL, HELLO THERE MISS HEMLOCK,
IT'S QUITE A VIEW FROM HERE. PERHAPS WE SHOULD SLIP INTO
SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE. >> HI, I'M DAVID BECKHAM. >> I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM. >> James: OH, COME ON, THAT'S
NOT FAIR, THAT'S NOT FAIR, THAT ISN'T FAIR, WHAT IS HE DOING. >> CUT, DAVID, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING. >> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY CUE.

>> James: CUE FOR WHAT. >> CAN WE START AGAIN PLEASE. >> ALL RIGHT, SHOULD I TB. >> James: YES, YOU SHOULD. >> WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. >> UNBELIEVABLE. >> WELL, HELLO THERE MISS
HEMLOCK, PROGRAMS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE
COMFORTABLE. >> OH MY GOD. THAT A DISGUSTING. WHAT IS THIS? >> SPY [BLEEP] OVER THERE, I'M
NOT DEALING WITH THAT, NO WAY. I CAN'T DO THIS, I CAN'T DO THAT
>> BOND WOULD. >> NO, HE WOULDN'T. >> STOP IT. >> I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. >> STOP IT. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROPS
IS. >> STOP IT. >> YOU STOP IT. >> YOU STOP IT. >> I'M NOT STARTING IT.

>> OKAY, DAVID SOCKER THIS IS
YOUR FINAL SCREEN TESTK I JUST WANT TO YOU DO A BASIC JAMES
BOND INTRODUCTION LINE, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN DO THAT WITHOUT
MUKING ABOUT. >> OKAY. >> NEUF A LA BANQUE. >> I ADMIRE YOUR COURAGE MISS. >> HEMLOCK, BUN'S HEMLOCK, I
ADMIRE YOUR LUCK, MR.. >> BOND, JAMES BOND. >> James: NO, NO, NO, YOU
CAN'T DO IT LIKE THAT. YOU CAN'T SAY IT LIKE THAT, THAT
IS TERRIBLE, THAT'S RUBBISH. >> ALL RIGHT, HOW WHAT YOU DO
IT. >> James: EASY, SAY THE NAME
IS BOND, JAMES BOND. >> THAT IS SEAN CONNERY, YOU
JUST DOING SEAN CONNERY.

>> James: NO, I'M NOT. >> YES, ARE YOU. >> James: NO, I'M NOT. AT LEAST I DON'T SOUND LIKE A
GIRL. >> AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE
SHREK. >> James: RIGHT, YOU WANT TO
GO. >> DON'T YOU DARE. >> TRY AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS. (LAUGHTER)
>> STOP IT, OKAY, STOP IT, STOP IT, THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S TOUGH. THAT HAS BEEN A TO THE ALL WASTE
OF TIME, I WOULD LIKE YOU BOTH TO LEAVE. >> WHAT, SO I DIDN'T GET THE
PART. >> NO. >> WHAT ABOUT ME? >> NO, YOU ARE BOTH UTTERLY
UNPROFESSIONAL. THIS AUDITION IS OVER. >> FINE. >> FINE, YEAH, DON'T CALL US,
WE'LL CALL YOU. >> WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING LIKE
THIS. >> I KNOW. >> WE ARE A TEAM. WE SHOULD BE WORKING TOGETHER. >> I LOVE YOU, MAN. >> ME TOO. >> I HAVE AN IDEA. LET'S GO. >> THIS SUMMER CRIME WILL PAY,
DAVID BECKHAM IS BATMAN AND JAMES CORD ENIS ROBIN. — CORDENIS ROBIN.

(APPLAUSE)..

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